What the fucking fuck? I'm sorry that happened to you and I hope those girls got shingles. How awful.

Voted! I love Ruidoso, what a beautiful place.

"Ayn" rhymes with "nine".

I'm not good at GIFs but here's an internet HUG! Count me in as a Jezzie who is rooting for you.

With all the failure-to-launch men out there, I feel like 30 is the new 22 for men. I'm a little over 30 and men my age are basically teenagers.

Best goodnight moon ever.

Fraternities/sororities have massive alumni and alumnae networks that will help you: move, find a job, manage your money, file for divorce, etc. I'm not speaking for or against Greek life, but from my experience, Greek life members tend to hire each other.

THIS!

I suppose Charles Manson had groupies, so this isn't unusual but gawd, why?

Dear God, could there be Zimmerman groupies and if there are, how quickly can I drink some bleach? This world...

It's funny cause it's true.

There's trolling, and there's TROLLING.

I hope this gets ungrayed and celebrated for the genius comment that it is.

I'm sorry, but Texas is not the South, Texas is Texas.

Yogurt is the only thing I could think of. And maybe hummus.

Toylet.

I would gladly give up 10 years of my life to eat fried chicken like a I used to when I lived in the South. Ditto sweet tea, ditto fried pickles.

Your arguments are simplistic and ill-informed. I recommend travel and reading books.

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Wow, a real MRA. I never actually saw one post on Jez until this. Fascinating.