Pack yourself up and leave, you asshat. I’m not any less an American than you are, just because I would like our country to be a decent place to live.

Sweden is starting to look like a very nice place to live.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

Can you send him a link to this pic so they can do it right? I mean, they’re on tv. We have to look at their hair too.

Why can’t they do something with their hair? Does Christ not like a nice tease & spray or a blow dry?

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

Is there some sort of Carnegie-style course that teaches people how to do this style of submissive-defeat face on cue?

Any time these fuckers open their mouths to condemn someone for their sexuality or talk about “family values” you just know they will be exposed as massive hypocrites!

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

the FBI is just not havin’ it with white collar crime this week!

So the guy who was speaker during the Clinton impeachment turns out to have his own sexual history that’s much worse than Bill Clinton’s. Not to mention that, since their argument has always been “the impeachment wasn’t about sex - it was about lying” - Hastert also lied to investigators to cover up his past.

Business is a-boomin’ in the field of conservative hypocrisy. These guys don’t just have skeleton’s in their closets, they have entire elephant graveyards.

Ok, so, here’s what I’m wondering as a member of the general public. If Katy Perry does engage Taylor Swift in this ill-advised “feud” and Taylor, who may or may not have a problem with her response parameters, were to horribly rip her rival in half live at the American Music Awards, spraying blood and viscera all…

Yes, because John “Douchebag” Mayer is exactly who you want helping you in trying to one-up a fantastically successful woman who had Olivia freaking Benson and Cindy freaking Crawford make split second cameos in her latest video just because she wields the kind of power that makes that happen. Good luck. You won’t…

This highlights the fact that each of the mentioned individuals is 10-20 years to old for this foolishness.

Counterpoint: this is a normal labor dispute between two people and we shouldn’t expect women to be perfect and never fight.

Really? A.) Your tone in the original post was clearly dismissive of this issue, and vilifying the awful colonialist feminists daring to speak out against it. and B.) Yes, we can criticize traditions that are built around nothing more than "othering" women and perpetuating the view that women are dirty. Traditions…

I feel perfectly okay criticizing female genital mutilation, regardless of which culture happens to practice it.

There are health risks to this whole practice: improper sanitation, not being able to fully clean menstrual cloths in order to avoid later infections, oh, AND BEING FORCED TO CLUMP UP IN TINY SHACKS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND RUN THE RISK OF RAPE AND SNAKE BITE. But you go on, defending "traditions" that are just more…