“was” = wash

You beat me to it. And I can’t find a good “who AAARE these people” gif, snif. 46 here. Don’t want to know who these people are and I feel like I have to now. I even listen to the local shitty pop station sometimes and I’ve never ever ever heard either of their names.

This is so totally NOT what I read in Tiger Beat!

Thank you! I thought Julianne was making a joke about them, and watched the video for a few minutes wondering whether I had a stroke because Selena looked different.

Who even are these people? Should I know? Is my vagina turning to dust as I type?

I came here to say this.

Why are we interested in children having sex?

Oh my guy’s favorite show is called “The Dog Is Outside.” I know she’s back at the door and ready to come in when he makes happy-clicky noises.

I’m 19 and I have no idea who these people are

You’re better off keeping the parrot happy. Mine loves standing on my head while I brush my teeth.

Er, who? Damn. At 28, I am clearly old as eff.

Gotta love the little feathered freaks. Mine is FASCINATED by the washer. It has a glass top, so he can watch the water pour in and the laundry move. It’s like birdie TV.

I want to thank every lady who has chimed in on the facial hair issue, because I thought I was the only mustachioed girl in town and I am SO RELIEVED that is not the case. I grew up in a Southern household where shaving one’s face was a pearl-clutching horror, so I was taught to bleach. Which I HATE doing with the…

About five years ago, I found a Kenmore full-size portable dishwasher listed for free on craigslist. The guy offering it was moving into a new place that had a built-in dishwasher, and had had this one for about 18 years. It has a tiny leak, but aside from that, it still works beautifully, even on Light Wash. I didn’t…

I am old now, aren’t I.

I was extremely skeptical about that entire section, but then I looked it up on Wikipedia and maybe her dad’s right? (Although the wording she chose is kinda misleading.) Relevant section:

I shave. I can’t afford laser treatments. I works just fine. I also pluck my own eyebrows (for better or for worse.) If I have the time, I prefer to pluck the tiny ‘stache that grows in, since it stays away for longer, but more often than not it’s just easier to shave. And yeah, the rest of my face does get kinda…

My family too. Hair everywhere.

I have some nice cups that can’t go in the dishwasher, so they’re dirty and by the sink. I don’t know how long they’ve been there and I don’t want to.

I’ve been shaving my lady-like mustache since I was 13 (thanks puberty!). In my family, we don’t go bald as we get older, we just grow more hair, sometimes in new and exciting places! I predict that by the time I am 80 I will look like a petite sasquatch.