He is so disgusting. Nice kiss and tell there, asshole.

“First you’d have to drug me.”

HARD PASS and this is from someone who gave 2 thumbs up to a rat-tailed Shia.

Does that mean he managed to give her an orgasm more than nine times over the course of their ten-year marriage, or that he hooked her up with a teenager who could actually get the job done?

My collective dating history says I would but I like to think people change?

Robin Thicke, singing: “What rhymes with ‘hug me’?”

I’m sorry, where is the “FUCK NO” option?

How much am I drinking? That he’s paying for? How long have I been without the touch of man? How desperate am I for a story to sell for minor ducats to the Press?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Hard pass!

Of course I would. Isn’t he rumored to have a big one?

Yes, they do stop growing when you get older. They just kinda fall out and don’t come back. I’m not even that old but my eyebrows, even where I’ve never plucked, are thinning out. Good thing I started out with thick ones, I guess.

Red is always a safe bet when ordering sight unseen (for me). However if I bought one of these it wouldn’t matter the color because I would never use it, just look at ittttt.

Craziness.

It is, truly, my dream to be able to go everywhere in my pajamas, so I wish this had been me.

Self-righteous validation.

I love that those eye palettes look so much like the watercolors I used in elementary school. :\ Def agree that Nars lipsticks trump MJ on all counts (especially packaging). If I’m paying more than twenty bucks for a lip color, it had damn well better be in a nice metal tube. Exceptions : the sturdy (and so cute!)…

“I’d rather people just judged me on my personality and my character than by the fact that I get off on torturing animals to death,” he said.