I hear the certification process is challenging.

Can you imagine the fucking nationwide rage that would happen if Patrick Shriver Schwarzenegger won the lottery? I'm not making any grand statements or anything...yes, rich people have just as much a right to play as anyone else...but shit, I'd be more than a little bitter.

She's a certified airhead.

'It's like a totally important designer!'

Dear Dean Norris and Damon Wayans Jr.,

Oh, Kathy Ireland...

I happened to read your comment before viewing the video, and I misread it as "Santa POOPING down my chimney".

Super disappointing and problematic. I wish Gaga herself would address it. It's really not okay.

Man, it must take forever to make a video like that.

I uh... uh...

And once again, Santa is allegedly white.
I don't believe it.

Well, this is brilliant.

I have never really followed beyonce much, so I can't really speak to it. I do know when people I otherwise thought were interesting and really game changing got pictures taken by him I was a little disappointed. Then again, I'm sure the way he treats big stars like beyonce and gaga is different than how he treats…

Whatever. I mean, she's perfect for the House's current incarnation, but I didn't come for her.

I'd hit that.

Oooo fashion turf war!

I don't see the big deal about photoshopping infant acne or something like that. It's not as if she's photoshopping her kid to look thinner.

Hey, we all want to protect our children from the cruelty of others. WITH consent, when they know it hurts, is different than too young to know the difference except for the fact that it hurts.

You know what, if my kid was being made fun of or she felt uncomfortable with it, I would totally do that too. But there's a big difference between controlling a unibrow and shaping a baby's arches. I know all children are beautiful blah blah. But sometimes it's just not fun being the only kid in your class with one…

Ok, so I'm probably a horrible person, and you're all going to hate me for admitting this.... but when my 5-year-old daughter lets me, I tweeze the middle of her unibrow a bit.