Yes! Watch us take down the establishment! Denim Revolution!! Or something...

I cannot stand trousers with stretch. :( Fortunately I can just wear mens jeans instead, but I wish there was a non-stretchy, loose, man-style jean that fit properly around the hips/waist & didn't leave a faux-penis denim lump. LOL. Also, even most mens jeans seem to be a bit stretchy these days! Damn it, I'm too…

I'd say something sarcastic, but I thought "camel toe" was "a kind of shoe"— like these:

I agree, Monae is amazing. Like, can't stress that enough, but the Electric Lady came out in september, and her single Q.U.E.E.N got a lot of attention on Jezebel. Monae isn't getting attention because there isn't a lot of relevant news around her right now.

Otherwiseknownasboozyfloozy's thighs here: I love spandex in jeans! Boozyfloozy can buy a size down so it fits her waist and streeeeetches over me, her giant peasant thighs. Her child-bearing hips agree 100% (I polled them). Pants without spandex feel like a whole pig being stuffed in a sausage casing. It…

CAN WE HAVE THE WATERPROOF, NO RIP, SEE THROUGH AUSTRALIAN MONEY PLEASE?!?!? It's sooo coool! leaving Australia on friday and I'm going to miss this money SO HARD!

I see what you did there.

Oh boo hoo, you might have to exert a little control and have to deal with a temper tantrum. I guess letting the stranger deal with your brat kicking while you watch a movie is the preferred method??

If we made the banknotes entirely out of Spandex it'd be easier to make our money stretch.

The world needs more Canada

I'M SUPER CREEPY FOR HAVING THIS GIF, SORRY LAURA.

Look, it's fun to feel like a pirate for a minute. But after carrying that shit for a day you are OVER IT.

You have no right to fly with a child that is making other people miserable and just act like we should all bend to the will of your child. If your child was hitting other passengers for the entire flight would you say you couldn't so anything to stop it? Why is delivering blows to my back ok?

The worst seat kickers I've had behind me are strapped in a car seat, so it's not an unfamiliar arrangement to them. It's pretty uncomfortable to have someone kick you in the back every couple of minutes.

You're the parent, they are the child.

You don't "ask", you TELL

If I thought it was fun to poke you in the side at 30-second intervals for a 6-hour flight, would you advocate for MY right to fly? Yes? Great. Cuz I am just a BIG child with poor impulse control and your arms looks all bouncy.

Nope, not really, because it's YOUR FUCKING JOB to make sure YOUR KID isn't kicking the fucking back of seats. This isn't rocket science. Like at all.

"I can't really do anything about it if he's kicking your chair except ask him to stop a bunch of times, apologize to you."

Understood. I've just never been in a circumstance where a parent tried to make it stop. I have been on a flight with a kid who cried the entire time, and the parents bought everyone two drinks. That was expensive I'm sure, but much appreciated.

I'm giving no tiny holiday break to seat kickers. I have NO IDEA why parents sitting by kids allow them to do this. Can someone please let me know?