Semi-related: Why isn’t the plural of moose, meese?

I love them but thought this POV deserved to be out of the gray! You won’t be the only one, not remotely!

Still the best shrug!

And hey, you’re eating your veggies!

I guess a lot of people use them in texts, but I’m not a big texter myself. I do use emojis a fair bit on Twitter, now that I’ve come to like it!

Nice.

These really ought to work for you, jinni: http://emojipedia.org 

Preferably without some guy getting thrown out a window, I expect... unless you go in for that sort of thing!

I would totally buy an entire Bob’s Burgers emoji set!

She’s wondering when the hell we turned into North Korea.

I stand corrected!

I think she did finally have the baby but I’m not sure anyone was still watching. ;-)

Got yer butterfly! 🦋

*looking for retweet button*

Good. Unalloyed good.

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that.

Like yesterday where a guy was tossed out a window in Moscow.

She also thinks that going to the moon created a hole in the atmosphere that caused global warming. Call me ageist but...

Getting lit occasionally when the kids aren’t with you, no, of course that’s fine for either parent.

Oh, whew. Nevermind then!