I’d like to see this be the start of Infiniti making a whole fake history for itself- they could do their take on a 30s Art Deco limousine, a 40s fastback, 50s tailfins, a 60s personal luxury coupe, and a 70s barge. If they come out as well as this, the results could be quite beautiful. Maybe do a whole fake heritage…

I know. Jesus, they can probably grab the stupid sub with a pool skimmer with a magnet on the end of it.

“Powered by a 3.0-liter Maserati V6, it rides on a hydropneumatic self-leveling and adjustable oil suspension” - my wallet just committed suicide. Screw you Patrick, not gonna do it.

“We all live in a crowd...OH SHIT!”

Anal Escort? You have to pay extra.

I mean, it’s almost too easy but: Anal Probe.

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

Vodge Diaper

Holden medik

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

It could be named the Top Fuel Bragster.

The best way to become a millionaire racing is to start a billionaire. 

SE Nebraska Gambler 500.

I like this one better:

England: tyres
America: tires

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

Pictured: Highlander Sport.