I’d like to see this be the start of Infiniti making a whole fake history for itself- they could do their take on a 30s Art Deco limousine, a 40s fastback, 50s tailfins, a 60s personal luxury coupe, and a 70s barge. If they come out as well as this, the results could be quite beautiful. Maybe do a whole fake heritage…

“Powered by a 3.0-liter Maserati V6, it rides on a hydropneumatic self-leveling and adjustable oil suspension” - my wallet just committed suicide. Screw you Patrick, not gonna do it.

Anal Escort? You have to pay extra.

I mean, it’s almost too easy but: Anal Probe.

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

Vodge Diaper

Holden medik

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

It could be named the Top Fuel Bragster.

The best way to become a millionaire racing is to start a billionaire. 

SE Nebraska Gambler 500.

I like this one better:

England: tyres
America: tires

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

The readers should come at odd times, so Kinja doesn’t break even further.

To save the nation’s infrastructure, all commuters should buy cars. Preferably quirky cars.

Pictured: Highlander Sport.