All of those guys have better things to do*.

I laughed so hard, in a packed movie theater, at that line. Couldn’t help it. Felt like a jerk, too, since it’s supposed to be the climactic scene!

There’s a huge difference between taking it seriously as a work of art and whatever this review is.

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

Or this guy:

...mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked...

Of course you haven’t heard of them. You’ve never heard of your lovable neighborhood hipster’s favorite vinyl, either.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

That hack Shakespeare never had the vision to make JarJar Binks a galactic senator.

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

Judging by the publication, I think both are true.

There’s none of the Shakespearean space politics, enticingly florid dialogue, or experiential thrills of the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

No better troll job on this one than Perry. He’s an idiot who wants to eliminate DOE and who will be taking the place of a smart, qualified non-politician. He is also on the board of the company infamously trying to build a pipeline through Standing Rock.

More like have his name leaked, then dragged around for a few public appearances, culminating in a photo of Trump and Jeb at Eleven Mad where Jeb looks miserable and mortified while Trump shovels foie gras into his smirking maw with his bare hands and tiny fingers. A day later, Trump would comment, “Yeah Jeb is a…

So maybe a reason Perry wanted this: the department of energy pours all kinds of research money into a number of high profile labs. These labs are mostly managed by the University of California (someone has to provide the research infrastructure and cheap grad student labor). A number of years ago UT put in a bid to…

I am now 101% positive, without a single shadow of doubt, that Trump is filling his cabinet with people merely to troll not only the opposition, but the very people he’s hiring.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.