It’s possible he’s decided Trump is going to win, which means “I told you so” becomes pointless at least until 2024.

Tim Tebow’s agent: “Football, Baseball, Hockey...He’s a Triple Threat!”

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

Somebody needs to figure out what the fuck is wrong with the Texans. There are good teams who mess up in big games. And then you have the Texans under O’Brien who take a dump on the game of football when it matters. They are too good to lose 27-0 to the Pats and 30-0 to the Chiefs in the playoffs last year. It would…

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

True story: a distant family member matched with him on Tinder and he sent a car from Boston to New York to pick her up.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

This seems incredibly stupid. Ted’s only hope was to keep this as a “toldyaso” but now he’s both disloyal and unprincipled. Maybe Trump promised him Scalia’s special fart and sexual torture room (and the Supreme Court vacancy).

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?

Look, instead of jumping down their throats for this, I’ll say instead, here is the invitation I imagine some white players likely felt they needed before joining in. The ones who would be interested in joining in are probably also worried about being perceived as co-opting the movement, or being yet another…

I mean, pumpkin spice lattes only come around so often, but damn.

I’d believe this 9 out of 16 times.

While the judge did rule partially in the Rams’ favor, they broadly lost the lawsuits, which will likely cost the team millions of dollars in returned deposits and foregone profit.

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

“I have no problem not listening to The Temptations... which is weird.” - Mitch Hedberg

Such an original “joke.” Really brave and bold to post it here too.

It’s a little easier to do it when you stand to lose a whole $100 bucks in endorsement deals.

Wait, Indiana Fever is a basketball team? I thought that was just what the rest of the world called Crisco Poisoning.

There is more patriotism in this one act than a million flag lapel pins.

At least you can enjoy the Cardinals in the MLB PostseasahAHAHAHAHAHA