Aguayo was going to reach out to Lawrence Tynes but he mrsa misplaced his phone number.

Someone just found their fantasy football team name

Hillary Clinton -> Concussion -> Concussion the movie -> Will Smith -> Independence Day -> Aliens blow up the White House.

Even though there’s no evidence outside of nutjob conspiracy theorists (i.e. Guiliani), of course CNN dutifully reports on these rumors because it gets coverage and ‘presents both sides of the story.’

You’re high if you think there will actually be debates this year.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

Even if you prefer the original design (and still don’t have one), there will be excellent deals from two weeks on.

The team would have to provide an explanation, and could be subject to discipline.

The NFL is smart enough not to mess with Vegas

Just thinking... maybe he should have called his family before doing this and told them to get out of town?

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

Fez is probably my favorite platformer of all time. It’s a shame Phil Fish couldn’t deal with the internet drama and give us a sequel.

Let me guess why rating are down:
1) Events are never live; when the Vancouver winter games were on all of us on the west coast were stuck with a 3-hour delay even though it’s located in the SAME FUCKING TIMEZONE!! Would they do a time delay for the Super Bowl?
2) Only show the traditional events (track/field, running,…

“[GNatural] will receive all the best and most luxurious stars.”

— the next pullquote for my media packet

It’s like taking Simms off the air would be an acknowledgement that CTE is real.

If Tirico would just assault a woman, he’d be broadcasting by the 5th game of the season.

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."

"It's not deliverance, it's DiGiorno, baby!!!"