We're left wondering which limited edition craft beer imported from a Montana hamlet he was drinking.

I would have starred it either way.

I had absolutely no idea that NBA 2K14 had micro transactions. I was thinking about getting it after all the glowing reviews and being away from basketball games for so long, but there's no way I'm going to pay for a game that continues to beg me for money after the first purchase. What a depressing thing to read…

Sam Bradford as a starting quarterback and garages with mailboxes in front of them. I will never understand the Gateway to the West.

I have to assume this is a list of the ten best game-ending interceptions thrown by Cowboys.

I didn't even know Dying Light was coming out on 360/PS3 until I saw that this sale was only for those platforms...

There have also been zero Atari Jaguar-related deaths this year.

The only way to work your way up at Gamestop is to start licking the handhelds.

I got a reclining couch: the console gamer's throne.

You like the things I like so your opinion is inherently better than the others.

I picture regular readers of this site sending a link to that Candy Crush article to their mothers, who then plastered it all over Facebook and generated a ton of traffic for it.

I still get notifications every couple days for comments I made in that Ellen Page article. It just won't go away. I expected to see it on this list, and sure enough, there it is.

It was the same guy who was running around saying Wii U was on the upswing because sales were up for the six month period even though the second half of that period was a disaster compared to the first half.

The bulk of that should have been sold in November as that is the busiest month of the year. It didn't happen. There is about an equal chance that the Ouya sells as many units by March.

Nice try. I do, actually. And I know what the Wii U sold in November. And I know that there is zero chance they dig themselves out of this hole by March. It's already a done deal. It's nice that you got some stars for your apparent zing, but I'm not one to talk straight out of my ass and I am well aware of the…

So where is the guy who insisted to me that the Wii U was going to meet its forecast of 9 million units by the end of the Nintendo fiscal year? It's looking Gamecubesque right now.

The absence of 7.9 on this list is inexcusable.

I am happy that you are happy that you got an Xbox One.

Aren't there already plenty of places on the Internet to share photos of your countersunk hole?

Not to mention this format has been used by Kotaku for this feature every weekend since... Ever?