Yeah, now I'm just mad that the 360 can't use Smartglass to scan codes now.

Huh. I need to go through my closet when I get home...

You mean to tell me you won't buy a console just because Usher is on stage?

You think they'd say Campbell over Kirk Cousins? COUSINS PLAYS THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY!*

He's gone off the deep end - the site is composed wholly of rewritten articles from NFL beat writers (sometimes longer than the originals!) and Florio's tone-deaf, holier-than-thou editorials.

PFT already did it, GIF and all. I cannot in good conscience recommend.

This is indeed the elephant in the room. The fact that this is the first time I've seen this verbalized so succinctly underscores how strange it is that none of the outlets are talking about it (and thank you for doing so, BTW). If a more powerful console is difficult to develop for, we will see improvement in visuals…

You forgot the soul patch.

I plan to play this video in one Xbox One frame while I order a pizza in another frame.

Cool. Was it linear, like point A to point B with only one path? Or were there any areas where exploration was encouraged?

But is it $60 fun? I think it looks like $30-$40 fun.

We had to hike uphill both ways to pick up our preorders, too.

His wardrobe is not ready.

I can't believe this spawned a mini discussion on cloud computing. Tensions around here are going to be high until after both consoles release. At least that's the excuse I'm using to explain why the commentariat can no longer handle sarcasm.

I am so stupid for throwing away that postcard.

"Hey people who clicked on a COD article, check out Wii Fit."

Agreed. I wouldn't tangle with those bad dudes in the photo.

The NSA has intercepted your written threat. Enjoy beautiful Guantanamo.

Interesting thoughts. Ideally, that's how this should work.

Point of clarification - Nintendo's forecast calls for selling 9 million Wii U consoles in the current fiscal year, which ends in March 2014. They only have six months left and need to sell 8.5 million units to meet that forecast. It actually enhances your message because it's even worse than you say. To me, that…