I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

At what point do we call him the GOAT? Sure he’s lost a bunch of finals, but LeBron has carried some shitty-ass teams to the finals.

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

His family is suing the NFL and the Patriots.

He was already an asshole... but the CTE didn’t help.

Or he already had damage at that point. The point kinda is that right now, we don’t know. Was he an asshole because his brain was swiss cheese, or was he already an asshole and his brain being swiss cheese worse?

Should have drank more water.

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE.

talking out the weak side of his mustache

Over a fucking decade ago.

It’s been so long since cowher coached in league he stopped to wonder when they started letting black guys play QB.

Thank god no one can accuse Cowher of abandoning his craft of riding glory achieved when Kaep was in grade school to fatass paychecks doing jack fucking shit and otherwise talking out the weak side of his mustache.

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

WHO’S A GOOD GLORY BOY?!

Too much downward action to be a slider. Too much right to left to be a curve. Slurve. It’s a slurve.

Slurve

Reached for a statement, Rally Cat said, “That’s just great, just fucking great. I got a lawyer now. Whoopee. Where the fuck was he a week ago before these assholes chopped my balls off?”

NINE LIVES MATTER