If that’s not a penalty, then your penalties are screwed up.

Man, that’s gotta be like, the shittiest day. Busted jaw from a jabroni chucking an avocado at your face? Can’t even yell, “What the fuck?”

As a Maryland native, you must love these.

I might be a Baltimore homer, but I disagree. I think their football uniforms have been, by and large, really well done. Certainly better than 90% of the shit coming out of Oregon.

Zzzzzzz...

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

Hard to say. Maybe he’s Goofy.

Why would he want to leave KC to go play for some Mickey Mouse organization?

Probably thought it was going just over the bar
Gooooood swerve on that ball

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

Nothing inspires confidence quite like a billionaire liquidating assets.

What an ass.

I still think our American asshole is more embarrassing.

FED IS GOAT!!! Match was uneventful.

i fully believe that miko grimes has killed more people than chris kyle

Listen. If I wanted to waste almost two hours watching somebody not able to score, I’ll go to the bar with a couple of my friends.

“It was great. It was very emotional for me, I’ve waited a long time for the approval to be able to play,” Malouda said, per ESPN. “It’s a great honour for me to wear the armband and represent French Guiana in this level of competition, and that’s very important for the people in my country as well, and so it’s great…

The dumbest part of this story is that, in the 2007 Gold Cup, Guadeloupe played Jocelyn Angloma, who had played 37 times for France in the early ‘90s, and it was absolutely fine.

The Lakers are in real trouble when Nick Young looks like the smart one.

Good lord his shooting motion is atrocious.