Worst. case. of. trickle. down. economics. ever.

Not only that, he got age appropriate “masseuses”!

Not just billionaires...if I had a million

Yessir!  Good ‘ol Bobby’s a man of the people.  

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl. Rich people are so fucking bizarre.

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

And he took his socks off! That’s a deep level of trust from an elderly man.

Because Aaron Hernandez thrived in NE's "structured" environment?

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Pathetic. Gamer boy culture is destroying traditional American values for these young men; values such as hard work, hand to hand combat, and pain management. My toddler is 4 and he’s already starting at middle linebacker. These e bros will be working for him some day. Where are the parents in all of this? 

You have a Masters in PR?

Why doesn’t the University of Alabama just buy an NFL franchise?

Jesus, the new MIB headquarters looks like it is going to suck.

Why was the animation done on a fucking Sega Dreamcast?

Alabama one percenters

In Alabama this counts as spending on education. 

If I’m a black athlete who has to walk past a hologram of Bear Bryant every day...I’m considering LSU.

When I, a Canadian see this stuff... wow.  No healthcare or education, but damn, you guys rule at Football and War.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.