As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

I don’t think this was a good way for Koenigsegg to correct the record. They should have tweeted, “Quick jump on this One:1 before Bonham’s figures out how much it’s really worth”... which would have alerted Koenigsegg’s Saudi clientele, that follow their Twitter page, this auction is coming up and they need to bid…

By the way, Patrick, the piece itself is wonderful, and should probably be required reading at drivers’ ed.

I went to a Giants/Jags game across the pond a few years ago and it was a delightfully weird sports experience in the sense that no one really wanted to murder the fans of the opposing team. People were just kind of there having fun and enjoying the experience.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

I hope this ages better than the “Kevin Durant, You Have Two Calves For a Reason, You Coward” post.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I was under the impression that its one job is to annoy Deadspin writers who have a problem with accurate officiating decisions. In that, it is succeeding spectacularly.

It’s not perfect. We get it. We also get that far more often than not, VAR is right and it prevents the kind of horseshit incorrect calls that used to happen in every damn game in these tournaments.

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else…

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

It took a dreaded video review to get this call right...

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

I think it's unfair to say that this is the reason they lost. It's probably only 80%, because fuck that guy. 

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

“My dad would have been cool with the children in cages, the rampant corruption, and the never-ending international embarrassment that is Donald Trump. But lying about your score in golf? Too far, man, too far.”

Chapo’s pretty fuckin annoying and white/bro, but at least some of the kids who listen to it will go on to become actual socialists, so that’s good. 

He also refers to several young black men by their given names instead of using the derogatory epithets you are used to. I don’t think this is the article for you.

LOL who gives a fuck