In fairness, Chicago PD doled out the beating/dragging not the airline.

They just fired Barry. This is the oh captain my captain moment.

The replay takes are the only reason I occasionally dream about the end of Deadspin.

There seems to be some sort of Brewster’s Millions competition going on between the Astros front office and Founders Brewing. I’m cheering for the extinction meteor.

This is a good post, but all these keep reminding me that we’re no longer getting Jaguars Junction because BUSINESS DADDY decided Hamno should be unemployed. The world sucks, man.

Almost.

You keep using this word 'boycott'. I do not think it means what you think it means.

And/or a textbook sociopath.

C’mon man. I love a good underdog story! Don’t make us turn against you with this nonsense, you 29th in attendance bums.

There is an option for the authors to specify the related posts, which has resulted in many fine jokes over the years.

The Vegas Dolphins win total prop was O/U 4.5 wins. It was the most ridiculous I’d seen since Mayweather Pacquiao.

I would love for you to weigh in on the 'investment opportunity' offered by Modern Times brewery earlier this year. My Napkin math on valuation was either very wrong, or the investment was impossibly bad.

Whichever Plumlee, obviously.

+1 forbidden mé·nage à trois 

Breaking: White man unmoved by sentiments unrelated to whites, men.

Jerome James would like a word.

...a worthy aesthetic counterpoint to the seemingly inevitable movement toward robo-umps. 

Could it be that the new privatized hedged fund masters are the cold and Billy is the cancer?

There, there. You never walk alone, so grab a buddy and just cry your eyes out. It gets better.

[F5 F5 F5] Waiting for that VAR rantpiece...