This be satire, matey.

I’m fine with Pasch, and I think it’s mainly an odd couple setup.
Also Pasch is a creationist wingnut and deserves all the derision he gets.

we’re completely trapped in a shitstorm of ego, tension, and stupidity that’s encompassing everyone involved.

Let us acknowledge there are several gradations of tacos. At the top of the chain are ones you might find in, say, the streets of Mexico City: A soft corn tortilla freshly pressed from a tortilladora and griddled, with marinated pork “al pastor” sliced crisp from a trompo and the whole affair topped with salsa verde.…

The problem with that is that Tarantino is not a very interesting person, just a big tall coked-up weirdo who has internalized a bazillion movies, and I don’t actually care all that much what these storytelling choices can tell me about him. If these movies are about Quentin Tarantino, that sucks.

Smells like fresh Boeing whataboutism... 

Deadspin consensus:
1. Baseball’s Unwritten Rules - Passe, brutish, embarrasing.
2. Using slightly darker gray for road uniforms: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!1! MAGA!

...is inconspicuous? Is this like inflammable?

+1 inside job

I am sad that he was injured, and as always... fuck ownership. HOWEVER, your analysis of how this particular incident is somehow the fault of these preseason tours seems like hot taek garbage Luis. He could have done this during any training, as you know.

Just another lazy grammar welfare queen, looking for handouts. Drain the swamp! White power!

I think they realize that getting the call right means less controversy, so they’re doing some kind of controversy gaslighting.

Someday, I hope, they’ll teach the Trump supporters how to correctly use capital letters. Today is not that day.

Don’t forget the occasional ‘we sign vastly more players than we even have spots for’, so in essence the very foundation of the thing is deceit and manipulation.

It was before they played their bowl game, so one might argue his contract had committed him to finish the whole season. Or, one might point apply his ‘sit out a year’ logic to himself. I wonder why you didn’t do those things... hmmm.

The god damned percussion/drum squads are the absolute worst.

Eric Byrnes seems like an overly enthusiastic Christ Camp counselor.

I am also enjoying the suburbanite child party dad, rocking the aznpimpmaster handle on twitter. Good on you, guy.

The ‘mom and pop’ business here are somewhat indistinguible from the asshats who were trying a rebellion because they didn’t feel like paying to graze their cattle on federal lands.

After the Ref jumps in, Faber gets in four more strikes. Why is that allowed?