Thanks for checking in, nostalgia guy!!

Just gonna point out that you are also making assumptions about her body. There have been no confirmed reports on what exactly causes her increased levels of testosterone.

“Enjoy things how you like. That’s fandom.”

The way I think about it is that Stephen Strange saw, what, 14 million possible futures playing out and only one of them panned out for the heroes.

Best response to hockey flopping:

You should calm down. It’s just a show, dude.

The officiating in this game made it damn near unwatchable, and not because of how bad it was, but due to how Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy somehow managed to reach an entirely new level of annoying because of it.

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

I think, at worst, he’s an Alex Smith-type. Athletic, seemingly a good dude, whose thoughtfulness gets mistaken for a lack of toughness.

I love Rosen. He is a smart thoughtful person making a living where those qualities seem to be looked down on. Also, I think he was the best QB in the draft last year. (I may be wrong about that because Baker looks like the real deal)

I’m sorry, no, Pop won’t be able to do that because I’ve already planned out his post-NBA career pretty comprehensively. He’s going to retire from coaching and move directly into the White House, where he will drop kick Trump and the rest of the horror show into the toilet and then flush them to hell where they belong…

You pointed out (but undersold) the main difference. Popovich cares about his players and, it seems, people in general. His surliness to the NBA brass, officials, and NBA media is, with few exceptions, completely appropriate. I loved the thing he did back in 2012 to send four of his best players home from a road trip…

Sometimes I wonder if you are working on a novella or descending into madness. Either way, keep it up! Wait ...

Yeah but I’d bet he wouldn’t say it about a dirt-poor white kid from the sticks.

Starred for “more deadlier”. 

The guy sitting next to the Human Brick can say, with a straight face, *that was a bad shot*

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Amateur Race Driver is an Egotistical Prick

On behalf of countries who are routinely blown apart every other week, many due to the Petyr Baelish School of American Foreign Policy, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that about other countries and 9/11. Tragedies happen everywhere and they suck everywhere; we just had to AmericanExceptionalism(tm) ours into “OUR…

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.