lemme get this straight: one of the problems with VAR is that correct decisions seems confusing to people who don’t know the rules and/or dont have access to the replay

I loved this read. The last paragraph reminded me of an acting class I took in college, when a glass accidentally broke during a final scene and the actors (rightfully) carried on anyway. One very inexperienced guy in class was extremely upset with them for not stopping the scene and cleaning up the glass, because he…

That’s incredible work. It’s all so evocative - the carpet, the linoleum, the neon puke green ashtray, the ceramic rooster, the orange tupperware measuring cup... I know that room smells exactly like the ‘70s. I can feel it down to the dust motes suspended in the swirls of cigarette smoke, Winston’s for my grandpa,…

The deal was consummated at 11:30 p.m. PDT, per Pelissero, and Wilson tweeted about it soon afterward as he lay in bed with Ciara

Otis Thorpe was a one-time All-Star. He and Horry were the only other rotation players other than Olajuwon with a positive BPM that season. He averaged 2X as many shots and points as the next player (Thorpe). They had other solid starting players, but nobody who else who would even sniff HOF consideration.

I’m so confused about their devotion to the conference. I fucking HATE every other team in the Pac-12, except like Colorado and Oregon State.

I was with you until you trash talked, “The Wire.” I’ll chalk that up to a failed attempt at sarcasm.

I might be pilloried for this, but I'm with Bledsoe on this one and I heartily endorse his hilarious ball-chucking.

The burner equivalent of wearing a fake mustache and glasses

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball my man

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

“Right?!?”
-Joe Biden

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

No, it implies that Cain had to lower the chair so his feet would reach the ground instead of dangling like a little kid’s.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

Successfully avoids being mind-controlled by liberal government conspiracy, but all of his teeth fall out simultaneously due to his total avoidance of fluoridated water and toothpaste.

He’s gonna get Pewdiepie or Notch to throw out the opening pitch of an Indians game.