Side note: It’ll be hilarious when Meghan McCain tearfully casts a vote for the man who won’t stop bagging on her dead father. 

Probably marks the first time in history that Utah was permissive of a Mormon scoring outside of marriage. 

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

This is unscientific as shit, but I really believe Brad Stevens’s whole “process coaching” model works best with role players, and loses a little bit of its credibility with those role players as soon as an alpha-scorer type is allowed to bend it to suit his hunger for possessions. Like, when he was at Butler, he…

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

This would certainly explain why Game of Thronesspawned an entire cottage industry while it would be remarkable if you’ve ever heard a human person talk about You or Sex Education out loud, but who can say? Not me, because I don’t and can’t know if Netflix is telling the truth—and not Netflix, because their numbers…

I mean, he’s not saying “Hey, I think you faked the moon landings, prove me wrong.” He’s saying (albeit awkwardly) “why do you think people believe that the moon landing was fake?” It’s a perfectly reasonable question IMO. 

“No it wasn’t us that colonized all those places, just the English.”

This extremely intelligent person would like me to know that I should have referred to Mario Hezonja, noted Croatian, as “Hispanic.”

Instead of disqualifying every. single. candidate. that. is. thinking. of. running.

There is no way you can model a presidential campaign off of DIY.

I strongly oppose your use of an apostrophe in the headline.

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

That’s why I reference my ZIP +4. Wayyy more exclusive. Makes for awesome hand signals. 

I can totally see Florida Man sitting at home, watching this missed call, and just going out and doing something completely in-fucking-sane.

That was my first thought as well. Holy crap was that guy stupid. I hate being in the greys, but if it keeps morons like that from getting attention on a regular basis, I can’t complain too much.

Taylor Hearn has an undefeated street fighting record of 0-1.