You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

*Giselle makes a note to check Alex Guerrero’s closet if Tom ever goes missing*

HA HA U R GHEY PUZZY!!!

Jesus Christ, can we just throw EVERYONE involved in that screencap into the deepest part of the ocean?

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

Nah, you have 3 world series, you no longer have fatalism or are allowed to be fatalistic.

No, I mean I’m pretty sure it is still better than Buffalo > Cleveland. 

This and the fact that TO was unapologetic about the fact that he was great. I think Sportswriters like to be the ones to anoint greatness but TO wasn’t kowtowing to their BS. Glad he’s in the Hall, glad he didn’t attend their stupid ceremonies, and glad he showed up the Hall and the Sportswriters for the hypocrites…

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

The fucking gig economy seems really cool.

I, too, would like to stop writing about SB Nation

Given my experience in these situations, this went one of to ways:

The part that makes me most sad is that not one person in the process from concept to implementation spoke up and said, “Guys, I don’t think we should do this.”

Counterpoint: the comments section of any article where people working at McDonald’s are protesting and fighting for $15 an hour.

It’s the same morons who think that higher salaries for players are directly responsible for higher ticket/concession/parking prices.

American here, so I feel I am better positioned to analyze the idiocy going on down here than you are.  It’s not really an “American Dream” or “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” thing, at least not literally.  The vast majority of MAGA hat wearers who vote against their own interest (and whose families probably…

I love that the American Dream of one day getting rich is the brass ring that keeps most people voting like idiots against their own self-interest. One day they may need the tax break that the 1% get, and may be able to pay for private schools and private healthcare and be able to be “better” than the people that they…

you got gerrit cole

YESSSSSSS more Diana Moskovitz pieces over here on Jezebel pleeeeease

You certainly do not need this validation, but holy fucking shit you are completely correct.