One is a crime against humanity. The other is a minor inconvenience to a piece of shit fascist perpetrating that crime.

Max shows you how it’s done.

Fuck you.

Before we get into the whole “ugh, soccer is the worrrrst!,” just know that fucking everybody hates Pepe.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

If the ref sees a dive, they should confirm it on video replay, then red card the diver. That’s the only way this shit will end.

Bruh.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Forget comparing it to Nazi Germany. Compare it to America. The trail of tears. Japanese internment camps. The left wing falls asleep and lets the right wing take over. Deplorable shit happens.

There’s a huge difference between “People can be shitty to you” and “The government is rounding you up and killing you”. No doubt that queer people in the US are an underprivileged class (especially trans* people), but saying “(No-one) has a stellar track record” is minimizing the absolute horror that’s happening in…

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

agreeing to pay $21.7 million, or approximately €18.7 million

Go fuck yourself.

You think he got trip protection? 

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

“Gronkowski finished second”

So we can stop pretending to give a shit about horse racing for 10 minutes a year now right?