Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic.

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

In that game he also beat out a throw to first base which is something I never thought I would see the Panda do.

Chris has been the workhorse of Deadspin for a while now. So far no titles and no MVPs, but definitely a name to watch out for.

This is obviously progress. You know perfectly well that had this been a few years ago, it would have been Midol. I, for one, think they deserve high praise for not adding casual misogyny in with their casual idiocy.

Brazilian here. Some corrections are in order:

Sorry, what did you say? I’m having trouble understanding you with Uber’s dick in your mouth.

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

Honestly, I’m kind of impressed that every sandwich I’ve ever gotten at Subway — no matter the permutation — has managed to taste exactly the same.

This is good stuff.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

Soon that title will be replaced by a gold chain...

Ned Flanders and his Monster Dong

Lebron agrees