Wow, really? That’s a genuinely surprising take. I thought it was a goofy stunt, but it also served a legit journalistic purpose, and is being cited in the ongoing lawsuit between the city of Miami and Marlins ownership.

Derek Jeter is Chief Executive Officer of the Marlins organization. https://www.mlb.com/marlins/team/front-office

I recognize that I am not qualified to speak on this case or the larger issue of domestic violence. So I won’t. Hope everyone has a great Friday.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass

Thank you for putting into words what my feeble brain was struggling with.

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

So, wait, Deadpool’s first movie made a butt ton of money, and a good portion of that was from people who had, at best, a passing knowledge of what deadpool was. I include myself in that category.

Salty homer fans. The bread and butter of good kinja.

The problem is disproportionate coverage that creates the incorrect impression that semi-autonomous vehicles—and in particular Teslas—are inherently dangerous in and of themselves.

I think there’s a real point here. A lot of you were really hypercritical about the NFL’s terrible record with hiring black coaches and executives but did we ever consider they were doing it to protect those coaches’ feelings?

This is just the typical argument of the misogynist/racist/homophobe who doesn’t like owning up to his prejudice and thus projects it onto someone else, then claims that the prejudice of “those people over there” creates a lamentable reality that the target of the prejudice must tolerate.

Wow, I always thought that the CBA shoe color options were black, white, or team colors. Who the fuck whines that a dude is wearing plain black shoes?

I love how, in multiple ways, baseball is making itself less fun on purpose and wondering why people like it less than they did in the past. But don’t worry, shaving 3 minutes off a game will bring everyone back!

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

CALLING ALL JAN-MICHAEL VINCENTS

It’s the best.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

Clint Capela is called the “Pancake Emperor” (饼皇) because in Chinese slamming home alley-oop lob passes is called “eating pancakes” (吃饼).