Still, he didn’t have much to say about why he thought Smith being the victim of a break-in was a reasonable launchpad to question the player’s maturity.

put it straight into my veins

Is this satire? It’s really hard to tell.

I gotta admit, hating the Warriors makes a lot of sense but Draymond can dick kick my grandfather off a cliff and I’d still rather watch the Warriors than the fucking Rockets.

Curious how “it was an unsightly one-sided sweep mostly memorable for exposing the ____s as total frauds” is a negative in the West but a positive in the East.

I’m sorry, I don’t know what that is.

Sadly, there isn’t.

Honestly I wish they would ditch Shaq and go back to Chuck and Kenny, then add in a guest from time to time (like they had Oladipo after the Pacers got bounced).

Not giving the Chuckster a pass, but my god, Shaq is the worst. He makes that show infinitely worse.

“How they responded to the employees’ behavior was solely at their discretion.”

An NFL owner

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

“Ben Simmons was forced to the locker room in Game 4 with cramps after Brad Stevens hung all the Gatorade up in a tree.”

Yeah, if there’s one thing that’s the opposite of a pair of non-shooting guards, it’s the guy whose jumpshot broke so badly he missed nearly an entire season trying to find it again.

I think there probably always will be a defensible argument on behalf of Jordan as the GOAT. His unblemished Finals record, the fact that LeBron almost certainly will finish shy of his six titles, the scoring average and scoring titles, just how totally he dominated the league and sports and pop culture during his…

1996? This looks like a homemade science-fair attempt to create a working camera and film out of only potatoes.

With the racism of 1796.