It’s the NBA, so: Twitter emojis.

that particular company is having a fairly bad last twelve months.

Jeter contests that they’re definitely Virgin Islands, since he’s never given them a gift basket.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

I’ve heard you can just take a little bit, and it will grow back, like pruning an apple tree.

Had a friend in high school who got arrested for the same joke. This was pre-9/11. They’ve never found this joke funny

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Sorry Samer, but I’m gonna be that nitpicky guy…

“Why are you always talking about race?” asked the racist.

Sometimes I see a headline like this and think... there must be some kind of wrinkle in the fuller story to complicate this tidy narrative. Surely there must be more to this story than the headline indicates.

This is not one of those times.

This is satire, right?

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

This is so dumb. Hundreds of terrible calls have been quickly overturned for the benefit of fans and sports as a whole.

A.k.a. the Republican solution to the problem.

Yeah, the call was ok. He was out.

Obviously, those of us reading this article don’t know if the correct call was made because we can’t see a different replay angle, but if the review team did see one and it shows that the runner was out, I don’t see how anything about this was “bullshit.”

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

Airlines aren’t the only one.