LOL.

Some call them “Barcelona stewards” but they are better known as “Chelsea Handlers.”

So the governor shouldn’t have time to meet with constituents because it takes away from his ability to work.

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

Shut the hell up.

I think this comment says more about where you went to high school than anything else, and that’s the truly sad thing, man.

How I was at 16 would probably be a whole lot different if someone had shot up my high school and killed a bunch of my friends. Don’t be dense.

It’s also the “we’re going to walk out of here and you’re going to look like I didn’t just hit you so hard you fell down the stairs” victim-controlling dynamic.

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

Not sure if it is a better or worse than the classic over-reactionary Bill Haisley attempt

“Europe League”?

That’s an icy hot take.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

^This. O.J. was as white as pleated khakis and loafers as far as the criminal justice system was concerned; As a man of extraordinary means, he didn’t face even remotely the same justice system the nation’s black people go through.

‘How far can a football punt you?’ - Reverse Raysism

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.