Make America White Again

native american people don’t have red skin.

If you don’t understand the immense nuance of going fast and turning left, you can fuck right off!

Honestly? At this point it just doesn’t matter. We have all the answers we need. The fact is, NFL fans are basically just NASCAR fans these days.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

Hey Favre did it too and threw like 5 TD passes on MNF

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

The thought of going home to Olivia Munn is enough to inspire any man to greatness.

There’s never a bad time for this, but this is an especially great time for this.

We’re 5 days away from having the plug pulled on this whole “freedom of speech” deal.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

Hershey’s Chocolate is fucking terrible and I will fight people over this. They’ve conditioned America to accept it as the standard for milk chocolate when in reality it’s like 90% corn syrup. I’ll eat it if it is sitting around, but it’s trash compared to other readily available brands like Lindt and Ghiradelli.…

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

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