I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

I for one can’t wait for the Gregg Easterbrook Haughty Dipshit Memorial article this week. And the boat-theme here is sublime.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

The greatest direction you’ve ever seen. You’ll love it.

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

Hi Grayson!

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

+1 Fanatical Bounce pass

Alternate headline: Fundamentalists afraid of fundamentalists.

+1 Too Soon

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

There are always those that need to question the validity of a short clip of a good play.

Heartwarming indeed:

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

This game went a long way in the healing process...

In Chip Kelly’s defense, all available evidence points to Trent Baalke really sucking at his job.