Cruel, heartless pragmatism is the inherent advantage of being right of center. Co-opting this on the left is much more complicated.

That’s not how evolution works. We would have stopped having anus hair if it disproportionately killed the humans that had it and/or we bred it out through mating preferences. It may have even been important for retaining the body head of your ancestors.

I cannot begrudge you your methods because I cannot possibly understand what it is like to not be white. My life is layered with privilege.

It is almost certainly an effect of that privilege, but I don’t understand what attaching a racial explainer to inaction/greed/power does for the cause. As a liberal guy in a red…

You used that phrase ‘false equivalency’ as if you are the king of all irony. Amazing.

If you’re going to talk about massive dongs, Tom, you should probably include some details about the length.

Vintage Billy! In a piece that should just be “Landon Donovan said some racist shit” we get 8 paragraphs of:

Normally I’m with you, but “We Were Two Beers in Power” as featured in the piece is too close.

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Counterpoint: Celebrating dongs is great and Fiers should shut the hell up, given the circumstances.

what if I missed when I dropped the paper into the toilet?

THIS. I’ll take burying the lede for 1000. Patrick, c’mon.

Let’s not say things we can’t take back. Joe Buck is the play-by-play equivalent of Reducto ad Hitlerum.

She also traveled. #alwayslegendtruthers

Would you feel the same if they wore a camouflage jersey, or a black history month jersey? 

His professionalism is only exceeded by the guy who apparently has to to run all of Deadspin by himself on holidays.

Do you not have Tim Burke on speed dial? I’m sure his rig has Golf Channel recorded.

Nomination: 4leggedchan

Reggie is almost NFL color-commentator bad. He likes to shout things that are not-at-all shoutworthy.

Your answer to that urinal question should have been LMGTFY: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121310977

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