Hypothesis 1: Shawn interned under Billy before switching over to Deadspin.
Hypothesis 2: Shawn is Billy’s alter ego.

If you are not walking on sand, you should not be wearing flip-flops in public.

Fans listless?

For a moment, I thought Deadspin had retained a mononymous author. I was, at the time, rather sad.

VEG, LV, or LAS until there is a second Vegas hockey team.

Draymond Green and Chris Paul dick attacks

Welcome to Deadspin Shawn!

You will be missed, Amiable Cleric Em

Hot Take: LeBron is the Goat AND that was an obvious goaltend.

Get off my lawn!

It’s always there, however uncomfortable it might make you feel to acknowledge it... burner account person.

You are forcing me into a binary where I either support the garbage take-based programming that clutters ESPN, or I support your discount wholesale of Clay Travis’ durrrrr MSESPN!!!1! take.

Shot or poisoned indeed, Lindsey Graham.

Apparently some of these ads get bought as a spread for cable news on DirecTV, because some of them wind up on MSNBC. I take great joy in knowing that at least some of their ill-gotten currency is being lit on fire due to imprecise ad buys.

Many of them still went absolutely nuts over the prospect of an at-least-partially-cotton XL t-shirt being shot in their direction.

...tied for second-to-last place with Matt Parziale, an amateur, firefighter.

I work for an airline... [ducks]

God damn it HamNo. I had fuck all to do yesterday, and you decide to drop this longform piece 10 minutes before the tournament starts.

Norm... you’ve had a lot of great comments, but this is the best.

One of my favorite pastimes is disabusing Americans of their fear of travel. The gap between the data and the presuppositions concerning relative safety is... amazing.

Whoooooosh.