He gets 2 scoops of ice cream at dinner because he’s a big special boy.

Unless you were wearing, like, mad max post-apocalyptic rags, I can’t imagine being under -dressed for an outback steakhouse lol.

Presumably he can’t talk, so...sure.

Hi, there.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

Holly, see ya at the crossroads.

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Jamie: “What are we cooking today Lindsey?
Lindsey: “Meth.”

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

And you know this one wasn’t medically necessary... how exactly? Oh, because you’re AN ASSHOLE.

Jennifer Aniston is half Greek. (Look for pictures of her with her original nose.) Being half Greek myself, I am well aware of the astonishing durability of grudges in that particular culture. (I believe this to be a common feature of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, but Greeks really elevate it to an art…

yas cheese

that’s mean and i feel the same

Guy Fieri plays Find the Beef Jerky

And of course they get called offensive names but YOUR issues are legit.