How dare this bastard besmirch the beautiful Badger logo.

Under no circumstances.

Regarding X-Men Origins, Wolverine—I agree, the storyline is stupid. BUT you get Huge Ackman and Liev Schreiber together and they’re just so dreamy.

Tiger? No. Rickie Fowler? Yes.

Who was the guy that slightly altered his friends photos, making him hold a meerkat or something, and make his face cherry red? That was a good one.

MAN, I gotta start going to more garage sales! Who knew there were ancient texts being sold in suburbia! Maybe I can find an original bible!