You can love a dog and still hate his fleas...

Potato chips and cookies, on the other hand, are an ongoing struggle...

Fuck child. Not love child. This is Trump - love had nothing to do with it.

Update: the investigation is over, and Noah Levine has been removed from his positions of authority and can no longer teach at ATS.

Get a fucking editor. That was almost unreadable.

The reason this is weird is this: when I was in high school with my whole life ahead of me, The Eagles were charting, Washington was reeling from multiple scandals, and Jerry Brown was governor.

Pop culture has is a taint

Sous vide @157 degrees for 30 hours = perfect pork shoulder. Not grey, nice pale pinkiness.

And Richard Gere likes shoving rodents up his ass.

I’m kind of sick of all these these people with their fake outrage.

Even a broken orrery is right once.

There was a reason both Trump and Hillary were the picked to run against each other and both were horrible people.

Three legs are stable; two aren’t. Trying to copy natural selection’s decisions will fail.

Not before the age of about twenty-three, they aren’t.

They are all tits.

The only reason to put a woman on a pedestal is so you can look up her dress.

How DARE you not like something I am willing to put up with just in case it gets better!

According to the Kampala Dispatch, Taylor confessed to police, but said he had a “medical condition that made him lose his temper and senses.”

No, it’s assholes like you deciding accusations are as good as confessions.

Unless those were brazilian spiders he’s going to have a problem with all those left-behind pain hairs.