Or is this a sleepy lil’ salamander who woke up from a nap and simply doesn’t wanna?

OH GOD I HOPE THEY NEVER FIND OUT HOW MUCH IT WOULD HURT US GODLESS LIBRULS IF THE PATRIOTIC AMERICAN RIGHT SHOT THEIR DICKS OFF.

She’s driving while the boys are preening for the camera.

So I guess this means there won’t be a parking competition...

The only one I’ve done here is, unfortunately, The Serbian Film.

Bullshit, bullshit, and bullshit. Focusing on a suicide is the exact opposite of what should be done. Focusing on his life and those around him is exactly what should be done. Reports on suicides always precede an increase in suicides. Focus on the death is... how can I describe it... oh, yeah, it’s slimy pandering to…

So nice that innuendo and past mistakes gone public are no longer enough to destroy a career, like when a whisper of communism or homosexuality (or an abortion) could destroy someone even if there was nothing behind it.

Because deception is okay when...

Proof that victims can also be assholes.

You don’t want unasked for opinions, stop living your life in public, you stupid whore.

Where there are men is power, there will be men abusing it abuse.

A swing and a miss.

I do too. You are a fool.

There’s like eight billion people on the planet. Some, by sheer force of randomosity, will hew to their astrological sign. I, for example, have been described by an ex as one who needs a snack before his post-coital nap; a perfect Taurus sun/ Scorpio moon person.

I wash my ass before I dry it.

Yoko’s answer is always yes.

Roll Me Over in the Cloverfield?

Or we could just round up all the emoji users and bury them alive in an unmarked grave. That works for me.

Veganism is a self-inflicted disease. Vegans could eat all the dead, bloody corpses they want, but they chews naught.

I’m sure this is nothing like me deciding to paint my own bathroom and spending 4x as much as if I had it done professionally (and right).