For those who feel the need to shit on Tantric Barney:

I thought we didn’t have niksen to kick around anymore...

I assume this will in no way be seen as emasculating or body shaming, will it?

You have not been paying attention. Tammy is one of the good ones.

Show me a woman who thinks like you and I’ll show you a woman completely devoid of compassion who has no idea how to be intimate with anyone beyond lecturing them on their inadequacy.

Robots are doing the jobs that humans used to do, and we want to have somebody out there with a crappier job than ours, so we’s agin it.

For their part, Discovery Wildlife Park staff told reporters Berkely is “a captive bear, so not a wild bear in any way,”

Broody is the wrong word here. It mainly means wanting to breed, to reproduce, to have oneself a brood.

The cheap stuff is fine for me, but I use one of them fancy French buttwashers what came with our new indoor poop shed.

Inspired by her own experiences Goldin is also reportedly working on a documentary about the opioid crisis, which is now in its earliest stages.

Congress shouldn’t be able to de-fund programs they don’t like

Do people still think the USPS is funded by tax dollars?

Can’t be. California has two-party consent.

Dear cities competing for Amazon,

Impeachment does not require actual crimes to have been committed, not do crimes committed (necessarily) lead to impeachment.

Oh, yes. Let’s open the floodgates of reason and justice and see how level headed commenters can be about this.

As long as we can have anybody who claims religious exemption thrown in prison if they ever display non-Christian behavior, I’m fine with it.

“I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that D like a champ.”

Make sure it is shiny side in, so the satellites can’t find you.

But what about that outback flavor you just can’t get without roo?