And your ass will be in jail before the kid has time to start crying; how does that make things better for your kid?

I would trade every Peanuts memory I have for another week of Calvin and Hobbes.

Lots and lots of times, and with many definitions of “rape.” Like it or not, things are better for women now than they have been for practically ever.

Yet another person who could be Andy Kaufmann in disguise.

This reeks of the cult of the victim. Of course you want these people to feel traumatized - it’s your bread and butter. Telling people things are far worse than they think they are is not even close to therapeutic.

The New England woman told Jezebel she came forward in an effort to encourage Franken to take responsbility for his actions...

I’m selling mine and going into tulips.

...poisoning himself in a Berlin bunker.

I would advise you to reassess your refusal of the common wisdom of “don’t try to drink pulled pork.”

Not the last one.

Does nobody make a microwave that opens the other way?

Does nobody make a microwave that opens the other way?

Oh, dear. I guess someone missed the memo. Or maybe you misread it.

All by itself, on a spoon? It tastes like the essence of every nasty old person candy ever made*. But anchovies are repulsive all alone too, and I use them far more liberally than I ever thought I would, so that doesn’t mean much.

Or you cook a bunch at once and freeze them. Thaw in refrigerator while you slave away at the mill. Heat water with stove/microwave to save more time when you get home.

Or you cook a bunch at once and freeze them. Thaw in refrigerator while you slave away at the mill. Heat water with…

Pomegranate molasses is a thing. Can sparkle up many a sauce...

I’d love to tell you, but I remember what happened to Johnny “Stool Pigeon” Blatherino. And Marco “Sure I’ll Wear A Wire” McChattymouth. And Bobby “One Drink And I’ll Tell Ya Everything” Immunitanzi.

I haven’t heard Alice in decades, and yet I know every single word. And I’ve got 27 8X10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is and how it is to be used as evidence to prove it.

Now I no longer judge those who crumble Cheetos on their cream-of-chicken soup with spaghetti.

You would think as they were drawing the X instead of a swastika in frosting on the thing, it would have raised some red flags. But, nah.

Also there is Rat-Sorb. Can eliminate the smell of dead rats. Has an almost anti-scent. I use it to mask the smell of trash, recycling, and compost for 60 people in an unventilated space.