There’s nothing inherent to “intelligence” that saves you from being dangerously impressionable.

Sneezes are powerful—we can sneeze at 40 MPH and at distances up to 30 feet.

Some people come from countries that don’t have our tortured relationship with a former slave race. The song doesn’t go “hey diddle diddle there’s coons dancing on the end of a rope in the trees” so it’s not entirely impossible for someone who doesn’t have our history to not see that.

Some of us, in fact, do like the pedantic.

Barbara Lee (R-CA) does not exist.

Neither does Noel Fielding.

The tent city jail was not closed down immediately, and is still there.

Playgirl’s first boner shots were as noteworthy as Playboy’s first beaver shots.

If you show up here in six months telling us how to cut stress by decluttering, I will beat you to death with two of everything.

1. Where did that odious “rape kits are horrible traumatic things” narrative come from? I’ve never asked for one, will probably never need one, but it makes little sense for the process to be traumatic (as opposed to just invasive) in the first place, since making the process awful enough for victims to stay away…

This Huckabee woman is deliberately ruining democracy, and all you can come up with is “she has wonky eyes”? Aren’t you a woman-person who hates it when men reduce women to their appearance? You sound like one, and yet you pull this cheap shit. Sad!

Of course he has, but since he’s from Bizarro world, women come when he leaves.

Theie “substance of choice” is rarely a choice by that time.

I used to get front row tickets to major concerts for under fifty bucks.

Something smells Vichy here. This may purport to be a reasoned appeal for calm and carrying on, but it is obviously nothing but Softji propaganda from a filthy .Jifsy collaborator. Might as well just admit this was put out by the Jifstapo.

What makes hers so great? Is it made with real goddess?

Blowing air in? Isn’t sucking out better?

In Mary Roach’s popular book Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, she expresses surprise and concern that parts, at least, of donated bodies could end up as practice for plastic surgeons.

No, yours.

News flash: you can be sarcastic AND STILL BE WRONG!