Top of my head, I can name four women who would be better Democratic nominees for president (and better presidents) than Hillary Clinton: Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Stacey Abrams, and Kirsten Gillibrand. Give me a few minutes and I’ll come up with more. Give me a few days and I’ll give you a spreadsheet. The…

Look, we all want things that aren’t going to happen.

“masculine of center appearing person”

They should’ve known something was up when a northern white person offered ribs at a cookout. For real, the first few times some of my waspy clients in the north burbs of chicago invited me to come over for a bbq I got there and found nothing, but hamburgers and hotdogs. Was I way too late for the real food? Had…

Somebody should have called the police on this barbecue.

Wow. This story has everything; sex, murder, cannibalism and barbecue!

“At least a few of the neighbors suspect that they may have consumed human flesh.”