I didn't get married.

Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell (from The Bachelor) are set to join VH1's Couples Therapy.

The thing is that this relates to the larger issue of celebrity and how so many people feel entitled to photograph celebs anywhere. To stalk them. To try and invade their personal moments with family, children, even in the bathroom!

So the fact that you're repeatedly called a creep is a reflection on... everyone else here?

All this proves to me is that pretty much EVERYONE takes nudes at some point and it's not something that should be used to shame them. Fuck whoever did this, and fuck anyone who tries to say the moral of the story is that people shouldn't take nudes. I hope I hope they catch the person responsible for this and throw…

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

I think it's kind of despicable that Britney became a pop star doing precisely what the business directed her to do, and the populace consistently acted like she took a dump on the American flag. I don't think she's a good singer. She's a good entertainer, and her music is a delicious pop confection.

This is actually Mr. BallofStess' insane travel story, but its so good I have to share! When he was 16, his family went to Greece for a summer vacation. One afternoon, on the island of Crete, he, his mom, and his dad rented a car and drove to a local beach for the day. As it got to be dinner time, they packed up and…

The last leg of a cross-country trip, coast to coast by train. In the waiting room of Chicago's Union Station, I meet a couple who had just been on a talk show to accuse each other of cheating. He failed the polygraph, she was mad at him, and all three of us were about to board the same train.

I saw a giant poop once. It was at summer camp. All of the counselors took turns quietly slipping off to the dance hall toilet to see it. We called it Turdzilla.

On the last day of our drive from West Virginia to Seattle, my best friend and I stopped inside a seemingly ordinary gas station somewhere in Eastern Washington. Inside the bathroom, my friend—who ordinarily would not do such a thing—walked into a stall, gasped, and then called to me over all the other ladies in the…

I was traveling through Ireland with a high school group over Spring Break and one evening we all split up in order to do a home stay with some Irish students our age. I'm at the dinner table with the young man's family, who had kindly welcomed me into their home, and the father asked me if I was excited for Easter.…

I... I... I'm so honored! I am seriously squealing with excitement here you guise. I can't believe it! This totally makes my week/weekend/holiday/month!

Because she's the presumed next president, and she would inherit all this. It's important to know what she thinks. of course, it's not a winning issue for her as a candidate, given that she needs to hold on to as much of the older white base as she can.

Leann is being total attention whore. Go away.

Everyone's too busy finding out how Jennifer Aniston feels. Is she heartbroken? Did she faint? People (magazine) must know!

Morrissey said some more dumb shit.

HOLY SHIT. How the hell did they manage to keep that a secret from the media?!?! This is like the BEYONCE of celebrity weddings y'all!

Grad school provides a lot of fodder for "wtf stories to laugh at later". I think my best so far is having the cops break up the first exam I ever gave because there was a student who was both high and off meds. Imagine about 500 students freaking out, me being pushed to the ground, a a 6'4'' behemoth of a pro…

NOPE. Students flirting with me was supremely uncomfortable. No matter how attractive they were, I knew they weren't into me. They were into the fantasy and it was creepy as hell, even when they weren't.