This one isn’t mine, but my mom’s. She told it to me a few years ago, when my husband and I bought our house; it’s the story of how my parents got my childhood home.

Which is why we glamorized revenge suicide and got an entire town obsessed with a dead girl!

I have a corgi and she’s everything the internet promised and then some!

bad hot take. Corgi is best doggo.

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

Corgi owner, here. While I completely understand your dislike towards corgis (I have similar feelings towards certain breeds. I know it’s not right, but I can’t help it), it does make me very sad. Partially cuz... yes, I’m biased, so there’s that.

As a suicide prevention advocate and a suicide loss survivor, I urge you to follow guidelines about reporting on suicide, which include not including method of death, especially in a headline: http://reportingonsuicide.org/

Red states seceding from the Union would actually be a blessing for the Blue states. Maybe then our tax money will be used on us instead of supporting states that enact racist, sexist, and anti-LGBTQ policies and ignore the lower classes. Plus we wouldn’t have to fight tooth and nail to get laws passed that are even…

I had never heard it as slang, and now I hear it on a daily basis from my (3rd grade) students. At first I thought they were using sophisticated vocabulary, now I guess it’s just something they pick up from social media. When we were learning about sharks: savage. Hippos: savage. Computer science and coding:…

That’s the nice thing about Christmas if you celebrate the religious aspect of the holiday: you aren’t alone. Last night I was falling asleep and just thought (to God) I’m so glad you’re here.

Of all things..... airlines no longer have to disclose baggage fees? That’s just hilarious.

“Also have Ianka and Melania really been killing the style game?”

can someone tell me what’s happening here? did her head shrink? did someone put THC in my poké bowl?

I’ve been saying he’s the Elf on the Shelf too. Glad to know I’m not alone.

I know the whole series is only very loosely based in reality, but does the Faith plot line seem overly fake to anyone else?

I always hide my cocaine when Jax comes on the television. Just in case.