SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.
When you got to the line, “I’ve been sober for over 8 months” every thing written before that exploded into irrelevance.
I think her current look is all around pretty terrible.
They look like a wet mean poodle on her head. Also I don’t feel bad about saying I don’t like celebs hair bc it’s hair. I was actually considering bangs until I say TSwift with bangs and I was like nvm.
I’m pretty meh on Taylor but I really really hate her bangs. Don’t know why, just do. Same with Anna Faris, hate bangs on her too. Waving my shallow flag with vigor right now.
So memo to Orthodox Jew Ivanka:
I refer to myself as being on a plant based diet, rather than saying I’m vegan. The main reason is because many vegans use the exact same judgemental tone as you do in your post. I chose to go plant based because I grew up on a farm in Iowa. I haven’t lived there for 30 years but I go back frequently and visit my…
I wonder if you realize that for the overwhelming majority of human existence, meat was a luxury. Hunter gatherer societies survived mainly due to gathering. It is only recently and only in wealthy countries that have industrial farming (and the subsidies that go with it) that animal products are so readily available.
Ouuughhh I forgot about Duff and Madden! Weird! Gross!
As a woman who loves mascara, I can say that this mascara can be better than some sex. Some sex is so-so, and this mascara is much better than that, but is just ok when being compared to amazing sex. So, I don’t think we can say that this mascara’s name is a total lie. It just depends on the sex you are having.
My godmother owns 7 McDonald’s. Someone once told her she also owns a woman run small business then tried to sell her Avon and recruit her for her team. I’m not sure what pissed off my godmother more...that the woman compared selling Avon to her owning 7 McDonald’s or that the woman called her business small. You are…
I feel the same way when they talk about running a small business and being a #bossbabe. If you don’t have employees reporting to you, you are not a “boss”. They don’t have to do payroll or hire, train employees and stress over the fact an employee isn’t working out. They don’t invest in marketing other than their…
NO COLLUSION
My SIL sells this garbage. My wife and I refer to it as “clothes for the suburban mom who has given up.”
If you have to say it’s not a pyramid scheme....it’s probably a pyramid scheme.
Ed Westwick once stole my glasses at a party then forcibly “kissed” me as “payment.” I told him to fuck off and asked for my glasses back. Pretty sure homie was coked out of his mind and kept slipping the DJ (my boyfriend at the time) money to play “his requests.” DOUCHE.
Except she says the producer is her ex boyfriend. And also he is/was friends with Ed Westwick.
Thank you! So many women I know wear these and they always say they are so comfortable. And I am sure they are, but the patterns are hideous. I really don’t ever need to own leggings covered in pink hearts or some appropriated native american design. I just don’t.
this is the one crucial piece of info that is somehow always missing from any article about LulaRoe and its shadiness/inherent pyrmaid scheme setup. HOW DOES ANYONE THINK THESE CLOTHES ARE ATTRACTIVE? I call it the “i don’t want my husband to find me remotely fuckable anymore” look. really, does anyone think this shit…