I once had someone send me a somewhat suggestive email and I responded with a friendly "hey, I don't think this is for me. Please be careful to check the address when sending emails!" I thought it was a mistake.

Cosigned on the Ambers. And Colleens are batshit crazy, no matter how much you love them.

This should work, as she wants to be a trophy and not a wife.

Until we get another actual scandal involving actual celebrities, probably not. If Jay-Z and Beyonce actually divorce and another high profile woman comes into the picture, that might do it.

Thoughts: First, why is it always the case in these tabloids that the woman was dumped and not the other way around? Second, I was really looking forward to this today thx Callie.

How many times are they going to reuse this damn photo?

"Cara teases Suki all the time for dating an old guy whose idea of fun is reading,"

Do not date anyone named David. Sure, it seems like an innocuous name, but having horrible relatives named David, and having dated three separate assholes named David, I would advise against it.

but now i will list off some amazing harrys

...Isn't all diarrhea accidental?

I'd love to see an entire season of The Bachelor or Bachelorette take place inside an IKEA. The whole time. Rose ceremonies and all. Instead of bottomless alcohol, bottomless swedish meatballs. Date nights would include things like putting together a Tarva 3-drawer chest and seeing who wants to kill each other first.

YAWWWWWWWWWN. Yet another vanilla Bachelor, both in complexion and personality.

Homeless LGBTQ+ youth break my heart. I wish that everyone had parents who are as accepting and loving as mine are. I mean, sure, they're not perfect, but all they want for me is for me to be happy.

Right? This kid has a family who is being very vocal about offering support. What about the homeless youth who do not have that. Or ones that are running from abusive families, or the ones who don't have families at all and find themselves ejected from foster care at age 18 without any support.

Yeah, I sort of felt like she was interested in him because he's attractive (the guy did want to become a model in Hollywood, after all) and because it would give her a good name during the VMAs. This guy has the option of going home to a loving family and he decided to move away from home on his own and live that…

I'm trying to figure out if highlighting the problem of homeless youth by making a homeless youth famous is a little counterproductive. Shouldn't we be trying to prove to these kids that you DON'T usually get famous by running off to Hollywood rather than making one of them famous?

I don't mind other people's belly buttons, but I don't like anyone near mine. If you stick your finger in mine, I feel a sensation in the back of my throat and it just gets.....weird.

Women Laughing Alone With Salad was also on the list, I hear.

We Need to Eat Celery Instead of Wings While Watching the Game Because Calories had the same problem.

I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.