I'm fairly certain she looks terrible on purpose. If she was doing this accidentally, she should have lucked into at least a "not bad" by now.

The "romance" basically consists of "in between talking about how she's terrified of Christian and she hates BDSM, literally (and accurately) calling him a stalker, and cringing in fear of what he will do to her next, our narrator periodically turns towards the audience and says, 'I SURE DO LOVE HIM FOR NO ADEQUATELY…

I was a teen right before smart phone ubiquity and can't even imagine how bad my insomnia would've been if that were added to the equation — I was up until at least 1 am every night just ironing my hair, reading COSMOGirl!, posting on The Strokes' fan forum, writing incredibly cringe-y stuff in my diary, giggling with…

Agree, except I would stretch this out to every other team as well.

Good luck selling this point of view in Green Bay. Not that I disagree with you, but fans can be crazy relentless about supporting their team come hell or high water.

Wow. They actually found 12 people with brains..... IN MICHIGAN!

I don't care what anyone says, Turn Down for What got straight up robbed in the Editing category.

This is all too Bratz Doll for me. Especially that hair.

Fire. Whoever. Did. This. To. You.

Someone on Twitter last night pointed out that Ariana Grande's "sexy" getup just made her look like a Spy Kid.

Dystopian novelists Kendall and Kylie Jenner were there, wearing all black (classic dystopian novelists).

It probably weighs, like, 60 pounds.

This was NOT doing her crotch any favors.

Ugh, Ed Sheeran just lost major points with me. I absolutely loathe people that use the "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do x" argument for things they don't like. It reflects the mindset that girls are still their father's property.

Oh, good grief. He said, "A moment of silence," not "A moment of not looking."

I hate Kylie Jenner almost as much as I hate Justin Bieber's mustache (RIP 2014). She is forever taking selfies at the wrong time. I honestly suspected she was taking one right then.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

something apparently men AND women* don't know about women : women don't pee out of their vaginas! THERES A SEPERATE TEENY TINY HOLE THAT OU PEE OUT OF AND IT IS NT IN YOUR VAGINA

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?