Damn right these kids shouldn't get anything for losing. Back in my day we had to EARN our awards. This was after walking barefoot to the games. 10 miles, with baseball equipment for the team. These kids today ar-*falls asleep*

2 things, my grandma regularly says, "When I think I can't do something, or I am upset I just think about the jews." Which I think is meant to be motivating. But like, grandma stahhhhhp.

Am I the only one who hated getting a "participation" trophy or ribbon as a kid? It always made me feel like more of a loser. Like "you suck, but we don't want you to feel bad, so here."

God damn I hope that's a true story.

"I remember my first, most intense dry humping session," writes Kaylee, wistfully staring out the train window. "I was the ripe old age of 18, at a Midwest college town house party, tucked in a back room with the musicians and their instruments, until one by one, they left me and the guitarist I had come with. We…

There are ocean pens, they're not ideal but at least they are in the ocean. Most of these Orcas that are in captivity right now were born and bred there. They'd never survive, or even have a chance at survival., considering they have no hunting or survival skills. Each pod of orcas is a family and they each have their…

I'm hoping that 5 years from now Sea World will be nothing but a terrible memory.

[insert Free Willy gif here]

It's beautiful to see that a documentary like Blackfish has made an actual impact on this terrible issue.

2:30 AM, obviously.

Morning breath, after a night of drinking, when having coffee and the first cigarette. Yes, I was young and in love with a fake rocker in a previous life. No, I like my men to have dental hygiene and liver workings, boring me.

And do nannies really curtsy to him? I'm skeptical — that just doesn't sound practical to me, for one thing. "I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, I'd love to change your messy diaper but I must pause to curtsy first." I doubt it.

Yeah. "Pics or it didn't happen" for a claim like that.

that sounds the cutest tho

THANK YOU CALLIE!!!!!!!

It's strange that despite his massive fame, I never thought the tabloids and press would exploit Robin Williams in this way. He was so damn loved, I feel like even those who weren't fans would at least be like, "but I did like Mrs. Doubtfire" or somesuch. I guess it's not weird that the vultures would circle in this…

So now North West can pilot a plane?!

Adultosaur, just for you, this is what Star says Tay has to say about Harry Styles:

John Mayer is "shy in bed" and has sweaty palms, whereas Jake Gyllenhaal gets a 10 out of 10 at intercourse.

I kinda want to hang that Jennifer vs. Gwyneth Fig. over my desk as poster. For inspiration. For things.