I literally gagged upon reading the words "potency of his seed".

GOOD GOD I'VE FOUND MY NEXT TATTOO

I'm just pissed off that her unborn baby has a Chanel bag already.

Yes. Where is the Nicki from Monster?

I just feel like she's legitimately talented but she never brings it. She did when she first came out but hasn't in a while. Dumb pop songs and competition shows ruined her.

I'm with you on the song. Disappointing - girlfriend has put out some incredible material, but this is 85% Sir Mix A Lot sample & a couple of halfhearted verses.

EVERYBODY knows the original song. This isn't some obscure track from 79. It's a really famous song.

He is doing a fine job of keeping that chair warm!

Every post should begin by thanking Steve Harvey.

Yes, all this horrible negativity about how men are smarter than the OP gives them (and himself) credit for. God we're just a bunch of negative bitches aren't we?

They make me feel like a normal sized person because over-the-knee boots become regular knee-high boots on super tall folk and it is glorious. Ditto to tunics being normal length shirts on us.

Everyone please continue to do your part in keeping overly long clothing styles popular. Thank you.

My grandmother, aged 96, still wears the identical shade of purple eyeliner that she has worn for my entire life and before. Grandmothers are nothing if not committed to their fashion choices!

I have been building a summer wardrobe comprised entirely of knit dresses. I feel like I'm pulling a fast one by combining the comfort of pajamas with the illusion that I'm still making an effort. It's hard for me to picture the yoga pant that can really pull off that trick.

Ah yes, flare jeans. I love how easily they absorbed water off the street and became frayed at the heel.

Over the knee boots make me feel like Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman.

You can pry my skinnies out of my cold dead hands. I'm only slightly taller than average but I'm leggy. Boot cut jeans always end up being too short and tall would be way to long. With skinnies if they're too short they just looked cropped. if they're a little long you can just roll them up a bit.

sorry not sorry! I'm plus size but have great legs. Skinny jeans look great on me and everyone gets to see all my boots.

But apparently most of that is cock.

Point to where I said I hated white people. Or did you just make shit up because you don't like having to confront the fact that white privilege exists?

I can't help but think of all those "open carry" enthusiasts here in Texas who have been inundating social media with pictures of themselves carrying assault rifles in public places. Of course, they are white, nothing happens to them and they are lauded as heroes by the right wing press. Can you imagine if they were…