When you've decided you hate someone, the most trivial things about that person can piss you off. That's pretty much the core of racism. A racist white person would never wish ill will on another white person because they smoke weed, but they have a completely different standard when it comes to black people. That's…

When people make these kinds of justifications, I want to throw up. Yes, perhaps Mike Brown smoked marijuana. Yes, Renisha McBride had been drinking. Are those crimes that we execute people without arrest or trial for in America? The sad answer is yes, if those people happen to be black.

ugh i don't even have anything darkly witty to say. too much darkness and heartache. this is too correct and relevant.

The Kardashians don't have enough money for a home inspection? COME ON! I got my home inspected for mold before I bought it and it was only a year old at the time.

I read "paps" and I think pap smears.

I've had relationships end calmly (sit down, talk about why it doesn't make sense to continue), end dramatically, end by phone or text, gradually and slowly suffocate, and end by "ignore." I've been both the one initiating and the one hearing those messages. Real adults respect the need for closure if one party is…

Maybe you like being demanded of? I have a friend (guy-friend) like this: he constantly complains that his girlfriend is "friggin annoying," with the fact that he leaves the house to go to school (he is a doctoral candidate) and she will call him 4 minutes later just to talk to him. She doesn't actually say "MISSING…

Oh yeah. He's scorching hot. And about 6'4" from what I've read. Hmmmmmmmm.

Ditto. I went from being disgusted by Adam the character to thinking, "Holy shit, he's the only real one. Why is he surrounded by these people?!"
And these pictures. Ugh.. I might need a minute.

Last time I told a man exactly what I wanted, he turned around and told me "I don't know what you want from me."

Ugh. I hated him at first and was totally not into his whole deal but then in the show he's basically become the best, most relate-able character besides Shoshanna (who is Queen and deserves her own spin-off). Ergo now I find him completely hot.

Backpacks Girl is a deadringer for Miley Cyrus.

He says, "man I can't stand going to your sisters for thanksgiving." Means something. You say, "oh you have end up having a good time" and that's all he says. No problem. He says that same or similar thing a second time, that week or next year? You now have an issue with him.. Dismiss it again, it will be remembered.…

Dude, what the fuck?

I prefer this version of the boots and pants bit.

ok, I'm going to give this one shot, what with 12 years of dating ( a variety of men, in a variety of flavors and walks of life, and in a variety of relationship types) and six years of marriage under my belt and all.

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

So basically, girls are fake, high maintenance, shit-talking, nagging annoyances and bros are non-communicative, man-children with a "hey, man, whatever dude" attitude and it's women's fault that relationships go sour because dudes can't act like fucking adults when conflict/problems happen and they hide in their…

I had a boyfriend who told me he had to fly out of state to handle some business (I had no idea what that meant but I was 17 and it sounded important). He called me at one point, told me that he was about to board the plane and that he'd call me when he landed, and then promptly never spoke to me again. I later found…

Yeah... maybe don't call your romantic interest 'bud'. My sister calls me 'bud' and if my wife ever did I think it'd be a full stop, back up and lets never say that again.