I’ve tried synthetic weed a few times.

Dude synthetic weed is not weed; it’s chemical shit that will fuck you up and put holes in your brain. One’s a plant, the other is one step away from crystal meth. Don’t conflate the two. Or ever do synthetic weed again, if you value your life

Please tell me you understand that synthetic weed is not actually weed. Please.

I can’t hate on the store for posting this, whoever blew smoke in the employee’s face is a real piece of shit.

Ha. You’d probably get some trophy humping owner with my scenario.

You fool. Don’t you realize that the draft is what gives the league parity? If you don’t, you’ll get a team stacked with two of the greatest players of all time, one of the greatest shooters ever, an all-star point-forward, and a bench that is better than most teams’ starting 5. That kind of firepower could break the…

If we do that, everybody gets one ball, and we draw balls for every position, not just the first three and then let the records determine the rest.

Correct. Hard cap, free agency for all.

Oh God, thank you Tom Ley. I’ve been arguing for this for years and was beginning to think I was crazy. Mention that around certain fans and they react as if you said you were a proponent of eugenics, despite it being the only real way to instantly eliminate tanking.

I knew a guy in college that you could give the shittiest shake, a single paper, and a CD case in the backseat of a moving vehicle, and he could produce a perfect bat in 10 seconds. It would get a full pass around before it was even lit so people could just marvel at the engineering.

Trump sounds and looks like a man with absolutely no plan; he’s so making this shit up as he goes along. I know very well this look and sound, as it’s exactly me in nearly every one of the 37 jobs I’ve had in my life.

Blake sounds terrible

Practice makes perfect.

Who rolled that abomination? Shitty roll & it’s canoeing. Fucking amateurs.

Knowing people that vape? More obnoxious; mostly because douchebags.

The sign could just as well read, “we still want your money, just, could you maybe not be such assholes to our underpaid staff?”

I love how the sign accepts that you need to be stoned to eat there, it just asks that you air out a little.

I’d mentioned, but not underlined their hibernation period, which could suggest a low motor.

Keith Jackson would be proud of these two groundhogmollies.

This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.